Hey,
how ya doin'? Okay? Me? Oh, can't complain. Earlier, I was briefly made
angry by this guy, who has figured out on his digital slide rule that
conservatives are better writers than liberals (he also says, if I'm
reading him right, that conservatives are more fun, more intelligent,
and more polite; have better breath, whiter teeth, and stronger
erections; and their shit don't smell). Elsewhere, usual suspect Jonah
Goldberg wrote, "I believe that in the far-flung future we will live in
houses full of woods (real or synthetic) and greens and eat increasingly
luxurious meals." Yeah, I thought, if by "we" he means himself and his
fellow tenured conservatives; the rest of us will probably only see
trees if our concentration camps happen to be located on National Park
land.
But I was too busy to keep up my anger over things like this. I am
struggling to keep many balls in the air (some of them weighing thirty
pounds and studded with razor blades), and that prevents me from paying
too much mind to the hoots and gibberings coming from the fever swamps.
In fact, these days my best moments come when I am perfectly poised
between anger at an unjust fate and anger at morons with modems. At such
moments I briefly forget who to be mad at, and am content.
Note:
I am not endorsing this plainly unfair and over-the-top attack on
conservatives. Well, not really, anyway. Unless, um, I wake up in a
bad mood or something.
But I did think it was an entertaining rant and thought I would share it with you all.
Why are liberals angry? No, I'm not angry. I'm sick to my stomach.
However, I just saw George on TV. He absolutely made no sense at all.
Seriously, sub-titles should be provided, although I don't think it
would help.
Does the man speak American English?
Anyway, watching him makes me laugh, in an embarrassed kind of way.
Not a thinking person's president...
I have to complement Ruffini on his effectiveness as a troll. He
managed to enrage every single top lefty blogger. I wonder what it was
about it that was so infectiously infuriating, but he certainly caught
lightning in a bottle.
Gee Kevin, so soon after having a thread dominated by "Discerning
Guy's " question as to whether conservatives were motivated by Evil or
Stupidity, I would think you would take a Right-wing counterclaim to
the possession of better writing skills in stride
Actually, it was the last sentence of each of the paragraphs that tickled me.
Go ahead, call me shallow....
